In Utah

It's illegal to cause a catastrophe. Since catastrophes great or small, account for at least 20% of my daily activities, I see this as a problem. I have now edited the list in my composition book I made in elementary school of things to do before I die. It once read "to visit each of the fifty states in the United States of America. " Now it says "to visit 49 out of 50 states because Utah is now dead to me."

That's a shame. I imagined the snow globe I would have picked up there would have been lovely.